He's an expert Sniper with British Gas. (Misheard)
'Barbie' sniper rifle. (With clothes and add-ons and a little house and stuff)
Dehydrated water. Just add milk.
I hate cheese and onion taxi's.
I wanted to kick him in the ... shins.
I slapped him and he exploded.
(UA) There's this underpass. People walking through it spontaneously break into song. Not every-one, but someone - every time. Locals say that the song has never ended.
What would Woody (woodpecker) want?
Blood boat.
A giant oak tree, complete with a tire swing. And, oddly, two 2" pipes coming out of the ground, doing a 90 degree turn and sticking straight into the trunk.
What is a pollution control valve? Why would you ever open it?
Maybe bread.
As if by magic - the Auditor appeared.
Tranquility Bay raid.
The Lord is pushing Leopard.
Shop the Geese!
UnknownArmies / AlAmarjah? cops. Their only response to bad things happening is to turn up the rock music.
Photos of the bomb mechanism of Blackburn Shaw.
Ritual Scarification, dumbass - not a RichardScarry? fixation.
Carrying a large box marked "Danger" and "Plan 'B' enclosed"'
Beware the toast that has no ears
Isotonic Jellybeans
Scrumptiously audited.
(Seen in the local paper, the council was talking itself up. Obviously, should have been scrupulously.)
Sign in window of local florist: Now hiring. Apply on (telephone number) in strictest confidence.
(Spy agency?)
"But Sensei.." "No buts! Butt is for kicking!"
"Fortune favours the kobold"
"On a scale of one to bad..."
"The only thing better than setting things on fire, is setting ALL of the things on fire."
"Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fthaghan; Better t'would be for you to worship Dagon. For I'll hunt you down, wherever you may be When I rise up from the deep dark sea." (Cthulhu of the dance...)
(Unpromtped, I swear). "Mummy! There's a fox tickling me in my bed!" / "I don't see anything" / "Silly! It's a special kind of fox that you can't see!"